


Coworker’s Google Search History Paints The Picture Of A Man Growing Increasingly Irritated With Inability To Adjust Microsoft Word Document’s Column Widths

Recreational Stoner Suddenly Filled With Desire To Try Heroin After Joe Biden Declares Marijuana “Gateway Drug”

Man’s Entire Day Ruined After Office Best Friend Calls Out Sick

Dull, Lethargic Coworker Uses Surprisingly High Amount Of Exclamation Points In Email

Zoned-Out Coworker Spends Entire Meeting Wondering If He Can Grow Neckbeard All The Way To His Pubes

First-Year Analyst Just Going To Attribute Three-Year Downward Spiral As “Seasonal Trend”

Study Shows That Office Gossip Actually Great For Morale If It’s Not About You

Analyst Blissfully Unaware That Entire Professional Future Hinges On Whether She Agrees With Boss’ Claim That Tool Is The Most Influential Prog Rock Band Of Last Decade
