Office Thermostat

November 22, 2019November 22, 2019 Office Thermostat

EPA Declares Earth’s Climate Crisis Defeated After Office Employees Successfully Consider Environment Before Printing Email

November 21, 2019November 20, 2019 Office Thermostat

Coworker’s Google Search History Paints The Picture Of A Man Growing Increasingly Irritated With Inability To Adjust Microsoft Word Document’s Column Widths

November 20, 2019November 20, 2019 Office Thermostat

Recreational Stoner Suddenly Filled With Desire To Try Heroin After Joe Biden Declares Marijuana “Gateway Drug”

November 19, 2019November 16, 2019 Office Thermostat

Man’s Entire Day Ruined After Office Best Friend Calls Out Sick

November 18, 2019November 17, 2019 Office Thermostat

Dull, Lethargic Coworker Uses Surprisingly High Amount Of Exclamation Points In Email

November 15, 2019November 15, 2019 Office Thermostat

Zoned-Out Coworker Spends Entire Meeting Wondering If He Can Grow Neckbeard All The Way To His Pubes

November 15, 2019November 7, 2019 Office Thermostat

First-Year Analyst Just Going To Attribute Three-Year Downward Spiral As “Seasonal Trend”

November 14, 2019 Office Thermostat

Study Shows That Office Gossip Actually Great For Morale If It’s Not About You

November 13, 2019November 13, 2019 Office Thermostat

Analyst Blissfully Unaware That Entire Professional Future Hinges On Whether She Agrees With Boss’ Claim That Tool Is The Most Influential Prog Rock Band Of Last Decade

November 12, 2019November 12, 2019 Office Thermostat

Coworkers Decide To Hang Out After Work So That They Can Spend More Time Bitching About Work