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Billionaire playboy Tony Stark Bruce Wayne  Elon Musk decided last night to bring back airquotes by “apologizing” to Vern Unsworth, who Musk called a “pedo” after Unsworth blasted his submarine rescue idea. As this well-written article suggests, my words were spoken in anger after Mr. Unsworth said several untruths & suggested I engage in a sexual act with the mini-sub, which had…

After apparently failing to court Jersey Shore‘s Pauly D, Goldman Sachs has instead gone with lesser-known DJ D-Sol, also known as David Solomon.  Solomon, struggling to find more than one DJ gig a month, had to pick up a second job as co-president of Goldman Sachs.  In an effort to check all the new-age CEO boxes, Solomon also loves yoga and…