La Jolla, CA – Despite repeated efforts made begging him not to, car salesman and avid UFC fan Ricky Nuremberg was more than happy to put potential Hyundai Sonata buyer George Wexel in a textbook rear naked choke hold. After he regained consciousness, Nuremberg explained to Wexel that it’s not uncommon for the untrained eye to confuse the hold with a blood choke, who opted against the test-drive.

Nuremberg, or “Warhammer”, as he constantly reminds coworkers to call him, was last seen whispering “go to sleep” to reception is Becky Hawes as she struggled to escape his surprise triangle choke.

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