Office Microwave Only Thing Holding Company Together

Los Angeles, CA – With its well-earned reputation as the most reliable performer in the office and its willingness to work with any team, the Toshiba EM131A5C-SS microwave oven has rightfully earned its place as not just the most valuable worker at Miyogee, but is even openly acknowledged as the only reason employees still come to work. In over five years of service, the microwave has never seen a drop in its 1100 watt power quality during every office power struggle and underperforming quarter at Miyogee, whereas no employee has managed to maintain their own work efficiency and positive morale for longer than three weeks.

Sources note that the Toshiba device still looks as good as new thanks to its easy clean interior, while pointing out that Debbie from marketing is starting to look a little haggard.

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