Parking Lot Attendant Extremely Confident Machine Automation Could Never Replace His Job

Santa Monica, CA – After reflecting on a long day spent silently nodding at employees swiping their parking passes, parking lot attendant Sean Ramsey told friends that “there’s no possible way” for the world’s smartest scientists and engineers to ever replace his role with a machine. Ramsey, who only speaks to parking lot visitors about once a month to remind them that backing up will result in severe tire damage, just doesn’t think the science will be there in either his or his children’s lifetimes.

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