Employees Sent Back Home After Google CEO Sundar Pichai Forgets Keys To Googleplex At Home

Palo Alto, CA – As he came up empty double- and triple-checking every utility pocket on his Patagonia cargo pants for the Googleplex office’s master keys, Google CEO Sundar Pichai realized that, once again, all 60,000 Google employees wouldn’t be able to come into work today. Pichai was overheard trying to remember whether he had left the keys next to the 10,000 gallon fish tank in his visualization room, on top of the two-ton Buddha statue in his meditation room, or next to the ashtray by the cat litter box.

According to sources, Pichai could be seen running back to the office’s front doors to see if he had left a copy of the key under the welcome mat.

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