Racist Bus Driver Excited To Mix It Up And Blame World Problems On Chinese For Awhile

Huntsville, AL – With tensions rising against China’s suppression of free speech, local bus driver Al Riggins has found himself overjoyed to switch his daily racist rants towards not just the Chinese, but any other Asian countries that were featured as villains in ‘80’s action movies. Riggins, who spends over eight hours a day driving elderly residents to doctor’s appointments, has long confused his passengers’ silence born out of a fear of engaging with his horrible ideologies as acceptance of his views that every world problem could be fixed if minorities just started listening.

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