Dedicated Employee Puts Late-Night Porn Session On Hold So That He Can Promptly Respond To Boss’ After-Hours Email

Los Angeles, CA – After his evening ritual was interrupted by an email notification from his manager, senior analyst James MacMullen immediately pulled his hand out of his sweats, minimized 14 Pornhub tabs, and quickly began formulating a response. MacMullen, who spends his days searching for solutions to his coworkers’ problems and his evenings searching for pornstars that resemble his coworkers’ posteriors, MacMullen replied to an one-word email of “Thx” with an incredibly helpful “No prob :)”.

According to sources, MacMullen successfully responded to the late-night email without ever losing his erection. However, his attempt to send a Google Sheets link would end in disaster after MacMullen accidentally pasted a link to a Japanese hentai video involving nurses and tentacles.

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