Coworker Can’t Believe It Already October

Boulder, CO- After declaring to her coworkers that time was “flying by”, social media manager Tamara Chastain voiced her consternation and bewilderment over the fact that it was already October. Nearby coworkers nodded in agreement while struggling to recall whether the live-action remake of Aladdin really did come out this year.

“It’s crazy to think about how earlier this year I was so riveted by how badly Fyre Festival failed that I actually watched two documentaries about it,” reminisced Chastain. “It feels like forever ago.”

Chastain was later found rocking in a corner with her arms around her chest, where she repeatedly expressed her dismay that Halloween is “just around the corner.”

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