Event Speaker Still Waiting For Applause After Telling Audience ‘Dare For More’

Austin, TX – As his presentation to an audience of search engine marketers hit its 105th minute, motivational speaker Tom Shackleford waited for what reportedly “felt longer than childbirth” after telling conference attendees to “dare for more” with their lives. Despite receiving no acknowledgement whatsoever, Shackleford maintained his energy by telling the crowd that they “got to want it”, while refusing to specify what “it” refers to.

Throughout the three-hour presentation, Shackleford also informed the crowd that “history is written by the victors”, “fortune favors the bold”, “rules are made to be broken”, and “if anyone has a connection at Ted Conferences, please help get my email unblocked.”

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