Office Supply Closet Perpetually Overstocked On Folders For No Good Reason

Baltimore, MD – Employees at Wonderprise Marketing Solutions were baffled when office manager Jamie Higgins restocked the supply closet with a cornucopia of various folders. “I made sure to get everyone their favorite color folder, so pick up a fresh supply of folders before we run out!” Higgins excitedly emailed, apparently unaware that the supply closet still contained folders from the first Bush administration.

The sheer volume of folders in the office closet has long been a source of confusion among Wonderprise employees, as all of their work is digital, and paper used mainly as target practice for the nearest trash can. However, Wonderprise employees still considered the folders more useful than the pair of scissors they were each given on their first day.

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