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Thoughtful Coworker Chooses Not To Return Pen After Gnawing On It Entire Workday


Savannah, GA – After chewing deep enough to taste graphite, software developer Sal Lewis decided to hold on to coworker Calvin Elliott’s pencil that he had borrowed during their morning scrum.  

“You probably don’t want this back, right?” Lewis asked Elliott while waving the still-dripping pencil in his face, causing him to rear back in disgust.  Lewis smiled and placed the pencil next to the wireless mouse he had commandeered from Stacy Simpson after “accidentally” bringing it with him to the bathroom before heading home early for the day.

Encouraged by the feedback received after chewing up Elliott’s pen, Lewis plans to no longer wash his hands in the bathroom in order to not waste water.

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