Anonymous Source Reports Newest iPhone Expected To Be Available In White

Palo Alto, CA – As anticipation grows around what sort of new iPhone features Apple will announce later this year, a high-ranking anonymous executive within the company has leaked shocking news that the latest release include white among its color options. According to shared internal memos,the white design represents Apple’s “belief in simplicity, cleanliness, and overcharging for the bare minimum.”

The source confirmed that the phone won’t do anything that current iPhones can’t do besides some camera stuff that will go unused, but remained confident that you’ll most likely buy it anyway.

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