Office’s “Casual Friday” Policy Updated To Include Casual Sex

Las Vegas, NV – In what was described as an effort to “improve employee morale while simultaneously addressing all this sexual tension in the room”, exotic car rental service Vegas Good Rides declared that its Casual Friday policy had been expanded to not just allow casual hookups in the office, but to highly encourage the practice. The update, announced less than 48 hours after CEO Joseph Cohen was caught pantsless in V.P. of Human Resources Tina Gomez’s office, requires every employee sign a new addendum “promising to be cool about it.”

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