Atlanta, GA – Claiming that “he’s so close to getting it”, an undaunted and resolute Jerome Meyer resumed his attempts to successfully spin his Deity S-Mic 2 electronic cigarette one-handed in an attempt to look suave and debonair around the office. Coworkers note that Meyer has remained more committed to successfully spinning his vape pen than any other task they can recall, including remembering to send out weekly reports, responding to emails, and just generally being a productive member of the company.
Meyer wasn’t surprised to find his dedication not going unnoticed.
“I’ve spent my entire career trying to nail the one-handed pen-spin, and too often I’ve let myself get sidetracked by interruptions like work and family and my girlfriend,” Meyer said while picking his pen off the floor of a nearby cubicle. “And I finally had to ask myself, ‘what do I want to tell my kids one day?’. Do I want my children to know that their father let his dreams die, or do I want them to know that literally anything is possible?
“Oh man, did you see that? It almost happened!”