Birmingham, AL – Employees at cast iron manufacturer Pipe Dreams found themselves once again unable to reserve the main conference room after Josh Wentworth, V.P. of Sales and son of CEO Bronson Wentworth, booked the room for his punk band, Rancid Corporate Sewage. This isn’t the first time that the 42-year-old Wentworth has used his father’s office space for his own personal hobbies. Previously, he reserved the conference room while attempting to whittle a canoe, the hallway for rollerblading practice, and the women’s bathroom as an unlicensed OB-GYN clinic.
While Wentworth has missed multiple sales calls and failed to hit a single revenue goal since his father hired him to lead sales for a product he has never taken any interest in learning about, Wentworth and Corporate Sewage have always managed to spend at least 4-6 hours each weekday between 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. practicing their anti-corporate, anti-capitalist music. Pipe Dreams employees have grown numb listening to songs like “Work Is Adult Day-Care”, “Killing Your Dreams One Paycheck At A Time”, and “My Dad’s Company Sucks, And So Does Everyone That Works Here, Especially Tammy In Accounting”.
Rancid Corporate Sewage will continue practicing for their first-ever live show at the Pipe Dreams all-hands meeting next week. Employee attendance is considered mandatory, as is purchasing a band shirt and CD.