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Coworker Can’t Wait To Tell Everyone What Happened on Ryan Seacrest Show This Morning


Burbank, CA – Avid “On Air With Ryan Seacrest” listener Devin Wilburn drove into work enthralled by the latest drama-filled segment of “Ryan’s Roses” and is excitedly planning to regale the entire office with a nearly verbatim summary.  Wilburn calls himself a “Wave Rider”, his self-appointed nickname for die-hard Ryan Seacrest fans, and his coworkers have grown accustomed to Wilburn excitedly starting the day by recapping the latest show in minute-by-minute detail, whether it’s a bland, hollow interview between Seacrest and a reality T.V. star, celebrity gossip news, or just the latest traffic and weather update.

“I don’t know if I’ve ever actually listened to ‘On Air With Ryan Seacrest’, but thanks to Devin it feels like I’ve turned it on every morning for the past three years,” said coworker Renee Batista.  “Seriously, it’s like I’ve listened to every single conversation between Ryan Seacrest and a Kardashian thanks to Devin.  One time he joined a conference call with a client just to let me know that Caitlyn Jenner had been in a car accident.

“I tried to get him to stop talking about everything Ryan Seacrest so much over two years ago, but then I kinda got addicted to Devin’s ’60 Seconds of Sleaze’ recaps.  At this point I don’t know what I would talk about with my husband when I get home if it wasn’t for Devin.”

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