Office Thermostat

November 15, 2019November 15, 2019 Office Thermostat

Zoned-Out Coworker Spends Entire Meeting Wondering If He Can Grow Neckbeard All The Way To His Pubes

November 15, 2019November 7, 2019 Office Thermostat

First-Year Analyst Just Going To Attribute Three-Year Downward Spiral As “Seasonal Trend”

November 14, 2019 Office Thermostat

Study Shows That Office Gossip Actually Great For Morale If It’s Not About You

November 13, 2019November 13, 2019 Office Thermostat

Analyst Blissfully Unaware That Entire Professional Future Hinges On Whether She Agrees With Boss’ Claim That Tool Is The Most Influential Prog Rock Band Of Last Decade

November 12, 2019November 12, 2019 Office Thermostat

Coworkers Decide To Hang Out After Work So That They Can Spend More Time Bitching About Work

November 11, 2019November 2, 2019 Office Thermostat

Coworker Decides Lull Before Meeting Begins Perfect Time To Discuss Ingrown Toenail

November 8, 2019November 7, 2019 Office Thermostat

Uber Employee Cashes Out Company Stock Shares For Lyft Ride To Next Job Interview

November 7, 2019November 7, 2019 Office Thermostat

Product Manager Plans To Get Started On Big Project Just As Soon As He Finishes Reading Patch Notes On Game He’s Never Played

November 6, 2019October 28, 2019 Office Thermostat

Man Feels Like Kind Of An Idiot After Saying “Thank You” To Amazon Alexa

November 5, 2019November 2, 2019 Office Thermostat

Pizza Hut Scientist Clearly Playing God After Creating Stuffed Cheez-It Pizza Monstrosity