Office Thermostat

December 18, 2019December 18, 2018 Office Thermostat

Secret Santa Gifts Made Up Entirely Out Of Last Minute 7-Eleven Purchases

December 5, 2019December 5, 2019 Office Thermostat

Cold Snap Shuts Down Southern California As Temperatures Drop Into The Low 60’s

December 4, 2019December 1, 2019 Office Thermostat

Debate Over Proper Pronunciation of “GIF” Leaves Eighteen Coworkers In Hospital

December 3, 2019December 1, 2019 Office Thermostat

Coworker That Brought Donuts Last Week Suddenly Looking To Cash In That Favor

December 2, 2019November 30, 2019 Office Thermostat

MMA-Enthusiast Coworker More Than Happy To Demonstrate Proper Rear Naked Choke Hold Technique

November 29, 2019November 27, 2019 Office Thermostat

Man Adds “Analytics and Strategy Guru” To Resumé After Watching Six-Minute Pivot Table Tutorial On Youtube

November 29, 2019November 23, 2019 Office Thermostat

Local Woman Wakes Up Slightly Disappointed America Hasn’t Fully Collapsed Into Dystopian Future Yet

November 28, 2019November 28, 2019 Office Thermostat

Football Fan Texts Boss Asking If He Can Go Into Office Instead Of Watching Lions, Bills And Falcons Play On Thanksgiving

November 27, 2019November 27, 2019 Office Thermostat

Miller Coors CEO Baffled That New Turkey -Flavored Beer Not Flying Off Shelves Before Thanksgiving

November 26, 2019November 24, 2019 Office Thermostat

After Mounting Pressure From Republicans, Facebook Bans Any Political Ads Not Containing Batshit-Crazy Conspiracy Theory